how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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