Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Randomize
