I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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