You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
zippers are such a cool invention
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
