I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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