it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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