i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
