The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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