Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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