Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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