ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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