foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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