"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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