I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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