Soap is not a condiment
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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