Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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