Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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