I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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