oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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