Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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