yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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