white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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