he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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