Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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