Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
