her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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