I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I didn't notice because vodka
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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