I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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