No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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