Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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