New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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