i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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