She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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