its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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