I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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