Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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