I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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