I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons