I just made out with a guy for $7.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?