Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about