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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.

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  Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.

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  But what if I pay for the gas?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  This show inspires me to have sex in space

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.

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• (510): View more from California

  i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.

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• (661): View more from California

  Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.

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• (212): View more from New York

  That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!

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• (562): View more from California

  He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen

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• (516): View more from New York

  He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex

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• (858): View more from California

  Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons

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