Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.