Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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