You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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