you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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