i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
why didn't you poke me back
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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