I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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