so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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