So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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