Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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