do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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