that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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