What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he shaved USA in his pubs
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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