my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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