Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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