There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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