Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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