I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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