just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My ass is underappreciated
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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