Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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