Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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