Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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