So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My vagina is officially offended.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
